How can you catch the pigeon?
The pigeon is a way of living, better than a phone the pigeon is free: just catch it in the street and it will be yours forever. Adopt it and it will become your faithful friend for your whole life.
Why the pigeon?
The pigeon is a real part of the city, you can find it where ever you are and once you have tamed it, it becomes a really trustworthy friend. Catching the pigeon is easy: you just have to strew some breadcrumbs on the way to your door house to attract it. If you are more adventurous, you can use a lasso to catch the pigeon out of a herd.
How to name your pigeon?
Choosing a name is a personal decision, just look at the pigeon and decide which name will match it the best. If you are not imaginative, an easy way to find a name is opening a phone directory, you just have to pick the first name of the page. If you are not convinced by this method, just choose the name of your grand-parents...
How to tame the pigeon for
it to send a message?
Once you have caught the pigeon, it’s not over. You have to tame it, teach it to send messages the good way and to the good person.
If you are really motivated, you can teach him how to speak and just tell him the message you want to send. If you aren’t, you can build him a small shirt with a pocket containing your message, written on a paper.
How to send a message with
your pigeon?
The pigeon is a very intelligent animal, provide it a camera or an audio helmet and it will register all the conversations it has heard. It will also be able to send recorded messages to whoever you are.
How to reward your pigeon
after a sent message?
Just hug it as a reward and tell it how beautiful and wonderful it is using some phrases like “Oooooh Sweetyyyyyyyyy”, “Ooooohhhh Sweetheart!!”, “Oooooooohhhh little bird!” or “Good job sweety bird”.
How to keep the pigeon alive?
to feed the pigeon?
Feeding a pigeon is sooooo easy: just give it some breadcrumbs. And when it is kind with you, you can serve it caviar and some champagne, Veuve Clicquot is a perfect choice #boubou.
How to entertain the pigeon?
Organize some Vaillants tournaments, dance battles and kung fu lessons. It will entertain your pigeon and make it able to defend itself against cats and other horrible creatures.
How to customize the pigeon
to recognize it?
Ask your grand-mother to knit it some beaaaaaautiful clothes and scarf. It will make it unique and beautiful, and your grand-ma will be sooooo happy.